one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because


Classmate: How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?
Me: How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if no one likes you?

i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is


send this to ur crush without context


*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*



I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

The axe forgets; the tree remembers.
African Proverb (via onigiri85)